Fountain of Woof
Bad dog’s
Fountain of Woof
Fashun Through the Ages: 2000–2025
Sunday 5 October
@100 Marrickville Road, Marrickville
2–11pm
They say if you drink from the Fountain of Woof, time bends, knees lift,
and history melts into moisturiser.
We’re marking 116 (or so) years of the dog, the bad dog grrr.
Proving that ageing disgracefully never lewk’d so good.
Bad dog’s Fountain of Woof : Fashun Through the Ages: 2000–2025
Dress like your MySpace profile still exists.
Dig into the floppy disc vault - Bewdy Pageant, Surfer scrag, Confriki Tour etceter(ass).
It’s giving emotional release and main mongrel glow.
Relive your yoof from the woof.
Dance to remember. Dance to forget.
No hierarchy. No algo-rhythm. No phonezzz.
Just a sea of queers lubed up in quantum poofdust and spatial wrinklefiller slurping at the fountain.
Soundtracking this twerking-of-age time warp is
Annabelle Gaspar, Bill Cotsis, Gemma, Harry Court, Kate Doherty, La Figa and Simon Caldwell
Our new home is a multi-realm pleasure portal of crawlspaces, astral bars, garden loops and astro-turf prophecy zones.
Wander. Linger. Slide between the layers.
The You’re Never Y2Gay Enuff vortex opens 2pm sharp.
Step in. We’ve been expecting youuuuse.
Tickets now on sale, til they’re not.