All aboard Bad dog’s Happy Crappy Cruise!!!
Sunday 2 March 2025
Meet at the passenger terminal 2 Denby St, Marrickville
We set sail from 2pm until 12am
Jazzercise on the Razzle Dazzle Deck to
Annabelle ‘Bon Voyage’ Gaspar
Bill ‘Bi-valve Boogie’ Cotsis
Shaun ‘Gusty Sails’ J Wright
They’ll have you dancing like no one’s steering this ship (because no one really is).
Squelching and squirting you into swampy bliss down in the murky depths are our bottom feeder maestro’s
Jonny ‘Captain Cuddles’ Seymour
Magda ‘Mystic Mollusc’ Bytnerowicz
“Bad Dog’s Happy Crappy Cruise”
(To the tune of the Bee Gees’ “Stayin’ Alive”)
(Verse 1)
Well, you can sail, and you can sway,
Rockin’ on a boat that’s seen better days,
The water’s high, but we don’t mind,
Lettin’ loose, leavin’ it all behind.
The paint may peel, the deck may creak,
But we’re lovin’ loud, we’re far from meek,
Aboard this Crappy Cruise wild and free,
Where we float along in harmony.
(Chorus)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, leavin’ it all behind,
Leavin’ it all behind,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, driftin’ free and ridin’ fine,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Where the world’s a mess
but this ship is diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
(Verse 2)
The captain’s cap is patched and torn,
The anchor’s rusty, sun lounges worn,
Flags are flyin’, music’s here,
On this crazy ride, there’s nothin’ to fear!
(Chorus)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, leavin’ it all behind,
Leavin’ it all behind,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, driftin’ free and ridin’ fine,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Where the world’s a mess
but this ship is diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
(Bridge)
Just busted decks, and dancin’ shoes,
Groovin’ along on the ocean blue,
It’s a utopia, wild and loud,
With the scrappiest, happiest, rowdiest crowd!
(Chorus)
Ah, ah, ah, ah, leavin’ it all behind,
Leavin’ it all behind,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, driftin’ free and ridin’ fine,
Ah, ah, ah, ah, Where the world’s a mess
but this ship is diviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
*Note: This is not a real cruise on water.
Just a make believe crappy cruise in an inner West location.